Artemis Fowl deserved the fandom that Harry Potter got, that series was fucking nuts
Harry Potter: what if wizards played cricket on brooms and a trust fund orphan jock led an army of child soldiers against wizard Hitler also the author is a terf?
Artemis Fowl: What if Hans Gruber from Die Hard was 12 years old and Irish and he and his Eurasian bodyguard decided to declare war on the realm of the Fae also there's no antisemitism or transmisogyny but a bunch of guns?
Boy did this post age well.








